30 Colombian Pickup Lines: Funny, Cheesy & Bold | Learn Spanish Flirts

Colombians are famous for their charm, wit, and way with words. “Piropos” — the art of the pickup line — is practically a national sport. Some are romantic, some are hilarious, and some are so cheesy they actually work.

Here are 30 of the most popular Colombian pickup lines, translated and adapted for English speakers. Use them to flirt, to laugh, or just to understand Colombian humor.

Pickup Lines for Him

1. With a face like that, who needs toys? (said to a handsome man)
2. Who would not want to be cross-eyed just to see you twice?
3. I wish I were a watch, just to be the owner of your time.
4. I found the father of my children!
5. You are like a bear: the hairier, the more handsome.
6. And they say monuments cannot walk.
7. What eyes you have — and all my cravings!
8. Being your friend is a dream. When I wake up, I wish I were your partner.
9. If you do not give yourself the chance to know me, you will not have the luxury of forgetting me.
10. Your mom must be a baker — because look at the masterpiece she made!

Pickup Lines for Her

11. With curves like that, I need brakes.
12. With legs like that, who needs the other one?
13. What toy store did you escape from, doll?
14. When did you fall from heaven, angel?
15. With a sweetheart like you, I do not mind being diabetic.
16. Blessed are the drunk, because they will see you twice.
17. I wish I were a rose, just to be in the garden of your heart.
18. If Adam ate an apple for Eve, I would eat a whole fruit shop for you.
19. Do you know why the sea is salty? Because all the sweetness went to you.
20. A rose fell from heaven — and girl, I want you to be my wife.

Mixed Pickup Lines

21. If you walk like you cook, I will eat everything down to the burned bits.
22. Who ordered chicken? (Colombian classic)
23. You in red and me with this craving.
24. What is a star doing flying so low?
25. On the map of my heart, your name means the country of my dreams.
26. A painter came down from heaven to paint your figure — but could not find a color beautiful enough.
27. If you lived in heaven, I would die just to see you.
28. Blessed are the drunk, because they will see you twice.
29. When you look at the stars, remember me — because in every star there is a kiss for you.
30. Goodbye, mother-in-law! (classic Colombian joke when walking with your mom)

These Colombian pickup lines are meant to make people laugh more than to actually flirt. In Colombia, a sense of humor is the most attractive quality. If you want to learn more about Colombian wedding traditions and celebrations, visit Wink Eventos.